An earlier start today as I want to be in the station in plenty of time for my train to Paris. I bring my case down to breakfast so that I can depart immediately.
The train back to Paris Bercy is pretty busy and we run more or less to time. As we are retracing our steps from Friday I half watch the countryside passing by whilst continuing to catch up with the soaps – largely listening rather than watching on a small screen.
I have a lot of spare time and walk up to Gare du Lyon for lunch. Some very nice lamb. Like in Beziers I have great difficulty getting a second glass of wine. There appears to be something wrong in France as getting alcohol seems far more difficult. In both cases when I order I have some of the first glass left – which they try to remove – I paid for it, I want to drink it! Then the second glass turns up long after I have consumed the accompanying food. Have the French started disapproving of alcohol consumption or has the liver specialist a direct line to these people!
I then retrace my steps to Bercy Metro station and once again take Ligne 6. Prior to starting the holiday I researched our various metro trips and discovered that being August both main routes to Orly airport are closed for enhancement and so this is not a simple journey. At Place d’Italie I have to transfer to Ligne 7 and head to Villejuif Louis Aragon where at the end of the line I follow the signs to Tram 7 which can take me the airport.
From Villejuif Louis Aragon it takes about half an hour to reach Orly and the tram deposits me at T4 which is not helpful so I now have to follow a trail of signs for T1 which is where the flight departs. The signs eventually lead me to Orlyval which is providing only a shuttle between the T4 building and the T1-3 building as Ligne B at Antony is unavailable being one of those closed for works routes! It takes a few minutes and I am eventually in the right place – and a good three hours before the plane leaves.
The Vueling (allegedly BA but not – just code share) bag drop is at one end of T1. The plane will depart from D gates. Nowhere is it made clear that D gates are actually in T3. It is far from clear that there are really three terminals within the building and it is not clear to me why the nomenclature of three terminals is used as the signs imply you are “leaving” terminal 1 which I find disconcerting – it does not assist the casual traveller.
We load the plane and actually take off a couple of minutes early, arriving into Gatwick very early after a particularly short flight, much less than advertised. We are however at the gates in South Terminal which are as far away from immigration as it is possible to be. Ending up at these gates seems to be an ongoing experience down the years. The immigration hall is completely empty and I walk straight up to the passport scanning machine – which does not work and I have to go and see a man.
No luggage has been delivered in the baggage hall so I have to wait. Then down to catch the first Reading train which is not the one on my ticket but the very kind guard lets me travel home – as luckily it is the right half hour and will stop at Sandhurst.